Boys Over Flower's Slide Show

Just want to share this Slide Show that I made. .

THE UNBEATABLE - TAIWANESE F4

THE MAGNIFICENT - KOREAN F4

Joke Time >",<

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Mag Asawa nanood ng TV nang biglang nagsalita si mister. .

MISTER: Kung gagawa ako ng pelikula, gusto ko, ako si
ZORRO!
MISIS: E ako, sino?
MISTER: Si DACOS!
MISIS: Dacos? Sino 'yun?
MISTER: DA COS of all my ZORROs!

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Job interview:
BOSS: Ano ang alam mo?
ROMEL: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis
niyo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit niyo.
BOSS: Tanggap ka na!

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A very thoughtful kriminal. .nag uusap sa kanto. .

Kriminal 1: Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?

Kriminal 2: Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala parin siya!

Kriminal 1: Sana naman wlang nangyaring masama sa kanya.

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Sa kwarto hawak ni misis ang phone ni mister nang biglang tumunog ito.Dahan dahang lumabas si misis para hindi magising si mister.tinawag si inday..

AMO: Inday sagutin mo ito baka kabit ng Sir mo!!!

INDAY: Si ma'am talaga. .Pinapaselos mo naman ako eh. .kakainis kah!!!


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Mag asawa nag aaway
Misis: Walanghiya!
Mister: Walanghiya ka rin!
Misis: Tanga!
Mister: Tanga ka rin!
Misis: Siraulo ka!
Mister: Siraulo ka rin!
Misis: Supot!
Mister: Wala namang ganyanan...hindi kasali yun. .Iba nalang ulitan tau. .

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Si Juan na isang accountant ay napilitang mag apply ng trabaho sa isang maliit na kumpanya dahil matagal na siyang tambay.
Ngayon ang araw ng kanyang interview. Nalaman nya sa secretary na problemado ang may-ari ng kumpanya at sya ang mag-iinterview kay Juan.
May-ari: (mukhang problemado) Ahhh....Mr. Juan dela Cruz, please come in and have a seat.
JUAN: Thank you very much, Sir! (medyo kinakabahan.)
MAY-ARI: Alam mo, talagang kailangang-kailangan ko ng accountant ngayon dahil masyado na akong namomroblema sa dami ng aking mga iniisip dahil lumalaki itong kumpanya.
Gusto ko ng accountant para siya na ang mamroblema sa financials ng kompanya at handa ko syang paswelduhin ng sandaang libong piso bawat buwan.
Nagulat at natuwa si Juan dahil sa laki ng sweldong ibibigay ng may-ari. Kaya't sya'y nagpakitang gilas.
JUAN: Kung gayon, handa po akong tanggapin kahit anong problemang nais nyong problemahin ko.
MAY-ARI: Sige, tanggap ka na at pwede ka nang mag-umpisa sa lalong madaling panahon.
JUAN: (Tuwang-tuwa) Sir, nagtataka lang po ako kung bakit kaya nyong magpasweldo ng ganoong kalaki gayong maliit lang po itong kumpanya natin?
MAY-ARI: Yan ang una mong problema!

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Nagkaroon ng trouble ang airplane at magka-crash landing kaya't sabi ng piloto "Fasten your seat belt".
Isang babae nag-panic at nagsisigaw, "Ako'y babae, nais kong maranasan ang dapat maranasan ng isang babae bago bumagsak ang eroplanong ito! Mayroon ba sa iyong magpapatunay na ako'y babae?"
Tingin ang mga kelot at kinilatis ang babae. Medyo may edad at medyo di maganda. Walang nag-volunteer.
Sigaw ng babae: "Maawa na kayo, patunayan ninyong ako'y babae!"
"Ako!" sigaw ng isang pogi, malaki at bato-batong lalake habang ina-alis niya ang butones ng kanyang polo.
Nanginig ang babae habang lumalapit ang kelot sa kanya.
Tahimik ang lahat...
Matapos mahubad ng lalake ang kanyang pantaas ay nagsalita ito, "Babae, ito damit ko labhan mo!"


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THOMAS: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko, kaya gusto
niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding
siya...
JORGE: Ano'ng resulta?
THOMAS: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo 'yung kabayo!

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AMA: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo?
ANAK: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.
AMA: Ano, madali ba?
ANAK: Chicken na chicken!
AMA: Anong grade mo?
ANAK: Itlog po.

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Dalawang holdaper sa bangko:

Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!
Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!
Holdaper #1: Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math. Abangan na lang natin sa balita kung magkano!

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PASYENTE: Okey ba ang services sa ospital na ito?
DOKTOR: Oo naman. Sigurado 'yon.
PASYENTE: Paano kung hindi ako satisfied?
DOKTOR: Ibabalik namin ang sakit mo.

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3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na **kama**:*

TANGA1: Pare, di tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa, sa lapag na
lang matulog. (Bumaba si Tanga 1.)
TANGA2: Ayan, pare maluwag na, akyat kana dito!

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Dear Dodong,

Sa susunod anak, Nido non-fat na lang ang ipadala mo sa tatang mo. Nasisira kasi ang tiyan niya sa pinadala mong Nivea Moisturing Milk...

Nagmamahal - Nanay

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ANAK: 'Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako
ng "cocomban".
TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon "cocomban" pa rin ang tawag mo!
ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?
TATAY: Bomb paper!

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MISIS: Dear, iligaw mo nga tong pusa. Nakasako na.
Dalhin mo sa malayo!
MISTER: Ok!
MISIS: Bakit ka ginabi? Niligaw mo ba ang pusa?
MISTER: Bwisit na pusang yan! Kundi ko siya sinundan, di
ako nakauwi!

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JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo 'tong puzzle!
PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: Tagal naman!
JUAN: Tagal ba 'yun? Nakalagay nga dito: "for 3 years & up"!

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At a funeral...

ERAP: Tara na, Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!
JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!
ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."

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TANGA 1: Ano bang hinahanap mo diyan sa supot ng 3-in-1
coffee. Kanina ka pa silip nang silip diyan.
TANGA 2: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa
karton "SUGAR FREE."

GUYS ARE HARD TO PLEASE

Currently am here at the office, waiting for my lunch break.
Ha! ha! Pag kain ang nasa isip db?! Well, ganun talaga pag
walang magawa madaling magutom.hek! hek! .

Tomorrow is Thursday. So, it means rest day ko na.
Ye hey! Rest day ko na!. .Anu kaya gagawin ko tom.??
uhm Kumain siempre una na yun tapos mg soundtrip
at tsaka manuod ng DVD tape. In short sa bahay lang ako tom. .he! he!
Kung sabagay sa Sunday pa naman lakad ko.
May get together kaming ng mga High School Friend ko. .
Sigurado gabi na ako makaka uwi nun.Super chikahan ang mangyayari
kasi tagal na rin namin hindi nagbobonding.
I'm so excited na tom at sa Sunday. . ^_^

Hope na walang magpaVIP. .>','<

Wait. .Im surfing the computer and suddenly I got on this site avari.com.
My attention focus at this quotes:

GUYS ARE HARD TO PLEASE

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are a tramp.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE & sooo hard to please!!


Do you believe or not???

I Hate Fraud. .

In my own understanding, FRAUD is an trickery act that can damage another individual. .

And I really hate FRAUD. . Because its really hard to explain specially sa nature ng work ko. Pag nagka-cancel ng flight due to Fraud Booking. I cant give the accurate word to inform the passenger that the booking is Fraud..In a way na maiintindihan agad nila at hindi siya magiging IRATE CALL. But then meron talagang mahirap paliwanagan. Even you explain them in the simplest way kung bakit tinawag na Fraud yung booking nila hindi parin sila makaintindi or ayaw lang talaga nilang i-accept that we cancel their flight due to fraud( the Credit Card is reported stolen). Either of the two lang naman. ha! Ha!. .

Well, kahit naman na cancel yung flight.Na-charge back naman sa Credit Card nila lahat ng money na involve dun sa ticket. .kaya wala silang dapat I pag worry. .

We do understand their situation na prepared na sila at every things gonna be fine for the flight and then suddenly upon check in the check in counter will informed them that the flight was cancel. Of course nakakabadtrip talaga un. Lalo na kung importante yung appointment. But then, kung iintindahin din nila ung other side marerealize din nila that they should be thankful. Why?? kasi paano kung totoong Fraud yung booking. Eh di Kawawa naman yung owner ng card. Na charge siya ng hindi niya alam. .Di ba??. .>','<

NEWBIE on this site. .

I'm the newbie on this site. .

Actually, I don't know what will I post here. Maybe because I didn't know the purpose why I made this BLOG..

But then let me think of some reason. .Ahmmm
First: Ms Granny encourage me to make a BLOG.
Second: I'm curious why my officemate having fun posting something.
Third: **** Nothing more. .

I can't think for the valid reason as of this moment.
Anyway, like we always say “go with the flow” maybe someday as days gone by I will learn and understand the purpose of this site. .>','<

Part of my world lyrics

PART OF MY WORLD

ARIEL
(Maybe he's right. Maybe there is something the matter with me.
I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad.)

Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?

Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything

I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal

I want more
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - feet!

Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what's that word again?
Street

Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give if I could live out of these waters?
What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand
That they don't reprimand their daughters
Proper women sick of swimmin'
Ready to stand
And ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a fire and why does it - what's the word?
Burn?

Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world up above?
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world

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Maybe you're thinking why I input this lyrics.Well, I decided to put the lyrics here in my BLOG because as you can see my BLOG title is PART OF MY WORLD and its the same with the song from the Disney movie Little Mermaid.